'Shop Gun

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 09/03/2013 at 10:00 • Filed to: Planelopnik

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killerkoolaid37 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/03/2013 at 10:05

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NEWS FLASH: North Korea shitting itself over apparent ability for B-2 Stealth Bombers to be launched by aircraft carrier.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > killerkoolaid37 09/03/2013 at 10:07

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And the apparent ability to dogfight F-22's.

killerkoolaid37 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/03/2013 at 10:28

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Dogfight? Clearly it is merely toying with it's larger, multi-surfaced-yet-still-invizizizible-to-raydar bretheren. After this training exercise the pilot of the B2 will commence with a high-speed pass, whether at the control tower or admiral's daughter is yet to be seen.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > killerkoolaid37 09/03/2013 at 10:46

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They better watch themselves or they'll end up flying rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong.

killerkoolaid37 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/03/2013 at 11:08

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But didn't you know? They're the new number ones! Someone who reliable sources within the pentagon state as being code-named Mountain Puma, quote-unquote, "turned in his wings," whatever that means...

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > killerkoolaid37 09/03/2013 at 11:10

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Are you saying these characters are going to Top Gun?

killerkoolaid37 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/03/2013 at 11:11

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I thought it was Top Shot?

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > killerkoolaid37 09/03/2013 at 11:15

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Or 'Shop Gun

ttyymmnn > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/03/2013 at 18:07

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Obviously fake. The Gerald R. Ford hasn't even launched yet. Man, some people will believe anything . Also, I've seen a few 'Shops in my time.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > ttyymmnn 09/03/2013 at 18:55

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Plus I didn't know the Navy had adopted a new blue-gray camo scheme... Lol.

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